The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two

Every person in this world is sick of one thing. Being judged and judging others on the basis of his name, place of living, clothes, style of walking, style of talking. But basically, in India, we people are obsessed with making fun of people based on their Home State. We ask people different questions based on their state which is really annoying and funny at times. Sometimes people get offended by those questions too, but we have brought this series not to offend anyone but to make people laugh based on what illogical and annoying questions people ask. So guys welcome to the first part of The Illogical State Decree. In this part of The Illogical State Decree, you’ll be reading about the largest state of India in terms of population. Yes, you will be reading about the state which almost controls the politics of India, and it is Uttar Pradesh. I hope you will give this series as much love as you gave to other Laughter Mania Originals. So without any further delay, let me show you the most common and funny questions which every person from UP has to face :

1. UP- Bihar to ek hi hai na ? ( Is UP and Bihar the same ? )

No dear, it ain’t. Uttar Pradesh is an independent state and Bihar is an independent state. Mostly Bhojpuri is spoken in both the states and our way of speaking is almost same, but that never signifies that UP – Bihar is a same place.

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

2. Ghar me bandook hai ? (Do you have gun at home ? )

No, we have gun in our pockets. Do you need a bullet in your head ? Yes, UP is infamous for illegal weapon possession but that does not mean that everyone keeps gun with them. There are good people too, who have nothing to do with this illegal thing.

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

3. Tum kitne danga me participate kiye ho ? (How many riots have you participated in ?)

None. UP has got a large record of riots but that doesn’t conveys that everyone from UP is a participant from some riot.

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

4. Tum bol kyu nahi rahe ho ? Gutkha khaye ho kya ? (Why aren’t you talking ? Are you chewing Pan Masala ?)

People from UP are infamous for eating Gutkha but it might be case that the person you are talking to might have a bad day or certain other reasons why he’s not talking. Agar gutkha rahta na muh me to thook diya hota ab tak tumhare upar.

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

5. Tumhare chacha bhi vidhayak hain ? (Is your uncle MLA?)

People from UP have a habit of saying “Chacha vidhayak hain hamare” in fights and other activities where he seems to be losing the argument. So you can actually mock a person from UP by saying this.

The Illogical State Decree : Part Two Laughter Mania Uttar Pradesh

These were the most common question asked to every UPite by people. These questions are funny as well as offensive depending on the situation and moment.
I hope you liked this part of the new series.

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