Before saying anything
Happy Teacher’s Day
Hey friend, how are you ? Must be fine in this amazing month of September. Today is 5th September and that means it is Teacher’s Day. Teacher’s are the most integral part of our life. They teach us how to live our life, have a great career, become a good person and much more. But, this post is not to preach their goodness. It is Laughter Mania and that’s why we are going to present to you those five weird or unusual things that we used to imagine to do to our teachers when we were small kids or during our school days.
#1: We used to have crush on that special teacher.
All of us used to have a crush on some teacher and we had fantasies like playing with her, dancing with her and many more and guess what ? That was much better than having crush on some girl. You know why it was special ? Because when we had crush on teacher it was not just because of her beauty, we used to observe her behaviour, how she treats us and many more factors which we imagined unnecessarily. But this was not made possible because teachers are way too older than us and in the end “Abba nahi manenge yaar”(Dad won’t accept it)
#2: We hoped that some day we might kidnap them.
This one was favourite among students who were mischievous during their school time. Though this fantasy never got true because as we grew up we got to know that all the punishments because of which the teacher was to be kidnapped was for ours good. What if we would have kidnapped someone ? Worse could have happened. Laughter Mania might not exist then.
#3: We hoped to put a knife through that stubborn teacher
You see there is always one bullheaded teacher in the school who keeps beating students for no reason at all. For example : “Id card nahi pehna ? Ye le 2 stick ” “Tera belt dheela hai ? Ye le 2 jhapad”. But as we got out of school and started having personal conversation we came to know that even that bullheaded teacher had a soft coorner in his/her heart. So even this plan got stuck off our list because killing a person is illegal as well as we can’t kill a soft hearted person.
#4: We hoped that teacher would give us extra marks if we went for personal tuition.
We can cross any limits to get some extra marks. And that’s what we did during school days. We used to join tuition and paid advance fees so that the teacher remains happy and gives better marks. But damn it, teacher is teacher(as they say Baap baap hota hai). We were never lucky enough to get that sort of tuition teacher.
As always, the promise of Making you laugh with a twist won’t fail. This last one is for sure done by all of you. So here we go for the last point with Laughter Mania.
#5: We used to tell our teacher “Mummy”.
This is the only thing in the list that we have done for sure. Each one of us had slipped our tongue at least once during our childhood to say our teacher as our mother. It used to be embarrassing at some point but it was funny also.
So that’s all for now guys. If you found this post interesting then do forward the link to your friends and teachers too. They would really enjoy reading these crazy fantasies of their students. I’ll be back with more interesting articles, until then enjoy stories and articles of different categories on Laughter Mania.
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